An S/H Present Tense story that brings Bay City characters into the present.
Posted by AnnoyedCaptain34. Found on reddit by Nicoltyler
* Am I the Ass Hole
Good morning, people!
I’m a police captain, and I’ve got a bit of a situation with two of my detectives that I need some advice on.
So, here’s the cast:
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- Detective One: Let’s call him Smartass. He’s a detective.
- Detective Two: We’ll call him PainInMyAss. He’s also a detective and Smartass’s partner.
They drive a red-striped Torino that honestly looks more like a parade float. PainInMyAss is usually a good driver but drives half-crazy most of the time.
The problem started when they were chasing some robbery suspects. PainInMyAss was driving, tried to avoid hitting something, and ended up crashing. Both of them went to the hospital for a few days. PainInMyAss was mostly okay, but Smartass pretended to have amnesia. He convinced me and everyone else that he couldn’t remember anything from the incident, his partner Paininmyass, or anybody else.
Turns out, Smartass was faking the whole thing to teach PainInMyAss a lesson or something. They tried to pull the wool over my eyes, but I figured it out—thanks to a nurse who let it slip.
Once I got wind of their little stunt, I decided it was time to teach them a lesson. So, I assigned them both to traffic duty. PainInMyAss is furious and says it’s not fair. He claims it was all Smartass’s idea and doesn’t see why he should be punished too. I told him it’s because Smartass is his partner, and they’re in this together.
Here’s some more context: Smartass and PainInMyAss are known for their unconventional methods, but they usually get results. However, this time they crossed a line. The crash caused significant damage to public property and put their own lives at risk. Smartass’s fake amnesia stunt was the last straw for me. It was unprofessional and could have had serious consequences if I hadn’t figured it out in time.
PainInMyAss has been sulking and making a big deal out of it, saying I’m being too harsh. He argues that he wasn’t in on Smartass’s plan and shouldn’t be punished for it. But from my perspective, they’re a team. They need to have each other’s backs, but also hold each other accountable. By giving them traffic duty, I hope they learn to work together more responsibly.
So, AITAH for making both of them do traffic duty for this stunt? Should I have handled it differently, or was this the right move to ensure they understand the consequences of their actions?
– AnnoyedCaptain34
